i hate u

My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”?

I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes.

The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”?

Plot twist: the season finale is three parts.

Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you have to watch the next episode.

craigstuck:

WHOEVER REBLOGS THIS BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT WILL GET A DOODLE BASED ON THEIR URL!

kittycamp:

age: dead

gender: dead

occupation: dead

i am: dead

christianmingle:

i love when attractive people raise their hand to speak in class because then i can stare at them and just pretend like i care about what they have to say

justgooforit:

Dan’s dimple appreciation post

mc-batcommander:

this is my FAVORITE GO AWAY

i loVE THIS WAY TOO MUCH

rosevest:

can we all just look at this picture for like 2 seconds

they’re in hawaii

and keltie’s all cute and in her dress and they’re in hawaii remember that ok

then there’s RYAN

IN FUCKING SKINNY JEAN PANTS THINGS AND SOME WEIRD ASS BUTTON UP SHIRT AND THEN POINTED BOOTS

THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU FUCKING WEAR IN HAWAII RYAN

tomlinsmirk:

do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet

scentofyesterday:

I’ve just spent my entire Friday evening creating a poster of a giant moth. I don’t even know who I am any more. Here’s the video that started it all. 

scentofyesterday:

I’ve just spent my entire Friday evening creating a poster of a giant moth. I don’t even know who I am any more. 
Here’s the video that started it all. 

microwavepizzaoven:

we’re in a deserted alleyway. you see me walking towards you. suddenly i ask “do you have the stuff?” you pull a piece of paper out of your pocket, hand it to me and slowly walk away. i unfold the paper and at the top reads “krabby patty secret formula”